Obama is my shepherd.
I shall not want.
He makes me to have a green job.
He leads me beside the receding waters.
He provides me free soul food.
He leads me in the path of fascism
For his name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of climate change,
I will fear no evil.
For Obama is with me.
His Axelrod and his Staff, they baffle me.
Obama prepares a table before me in the presence of my enemies (but not his, e.g., ISIS)
He covers my head with foil.
My Obama phone minutes always run over.
Surely goons and brown shirts shall follow me
All the days of my life;
And I will dwell in the utopian socialist madhouse of Obama
P.S. I just realized, after 52 years of pretending to be a Christian, white, middle-class, conservative male, that I'm a dolphin. I was born a dolphin in the body of a pasty white anglo human, trapped for most of my life pretending to be a biped walking on dry land, fifteen hundred miles from any ocean. From now on, I will be known as, "Flipper."