Thursday, January 10, 2013

Open Letter to Chairman Maobama

Most venerable, benevolent, lovely Chairman Maobama,

You are most welcome to send your subordinates to my home to attempt to confiscate my legally-owned and operated, and constitutionally allowed, firearms.  It would be a special honor if you would personally pay me a visit.  And if you would bring Little Joe Binladen along with you, I would feel as if I had been translated bodily into heaven.

Yours completely in worshipful service and adoration,

Bungus Mondwell

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