Thursday, November 4, 2010

Guns Save People

That's why I own guns.

If someone breaks into my house I'm not going to throw a shoe at them.  I'm going to convince them that my 2nd Amendment rights are alive and well.

Guns save animals too - from knives, darts, traps, and slaughter houses.  Have you ever seen what happens in a slaughter house?  That's also why I own guns.  I don't like to eat live animals.  I have to kill them first and then roast them.  The Bible says:

The lazy do not roast any game, but the diligent feed on the riches of the hunt.
Proverbs 12:26-28

The Nuge is a diligent man.  So am I.  I'm sure lots of you gun control people would love to eat the treats off my or The Nuge's you're listening to The Nuge's guitar shreds, reading my silly blog, and nibbling on fragrant limburger fromunda cheese.

Fromunda, you ask?  Fromunda ya toenails, of course!

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